List of slang sayings that we will abolish after December 31st

Now that we have a "brother" in office, as Chris Rock said, "We need to straighten our isht up and put on a suit." There's no excuse. Actually, there wasn't any excuse before, but I guess this is as good a time as any.

I am creating a list of slang that we should put away for good. (Please note: This list is all in good fun!) I admit that I have used many of these...

• Any saying that references Obama (i.e. I am Obama-ing the game, I am straight Obama with mine)
• "Baby girl, ma and mami"
• "At the end of the day....
• "Son" (I am so guilty of this one)
• "Dawg"
• "Bitcha**"
• "Nah'mean"
• "Hater"
• "What's really hood?
• "What's poppin'?"
• "Pimpin"
• "Fa' sho'"
• "Woadie'
• "Bling Bling"
• "What's crackin'?"
• "Guap, Stacks, Paper and Scrilla"
• "No homo"
• "Swagger" or any usage of the word swag or swagger.
• "Fo' sheezy"
• "Yezzzir"
• "Holla"
• "Holla atcha' boy"
• "I see you"
• "Smell me?"
• "Icy" (to describe jewelry)
• "What's the deal?"
• "Badonk-a-donk"
• "Stunnin', Stuntin or Pulling Stunts"
• Any new slang terms to describe "weed"
• "Jack" (used to describe phones)
• "Boo" (Does anyone realize that this was derived from the derogatory term, "jigaboo?")
• "Nigga" (nuff ' said)
• "Baby daddy" (the connotations are way too negative now)
• "Crunk"
• "Crispy"
• "Butta soft"
• "That isht is straight AIDS, son!" (typically said to someone when describing something or a situation that is so ill, it's straight killin' people.)

Feel free to add to my list....

One, Cap-D